So, I never realized the luxury of decent toilet paper until I met my friend Joe. Growing up, my Mom always purchased the medium quality toilet paper that wasn't too expensive...just because a household with 5 members goes through the stuff pretty fast.
Well, let me tell you, my bum has never been happier than when I use Joe's bathroom. His paper is soft, you only need to use 3 pieces and your hand never accidentally gets wet... I even peeked into his cupboard to find out what kind he uses! Royale!! ...Soft like kittens...
I will never be able to go back to thin-ply toilet paper, even if it usually is recycled (or whatever they do to it), and I will curse public bathroom toilet paper for as long as I live. Thank you Joe, for opening my eyes to the awesomeness of pricey toilet paper. It is totally worth the money!
