So, I never realized the luxury of decent toilet paper until I met my friend Joe. Growing up, my Mom always purchased the medium quality toilet paper that wasn't too expensive...just because a household with 5 members goes through the stuff pretty fast.
Well, let me tell you, my bum has never been happier than when I use Joe's bathroom. His paper is soft, you only need to use 3 pieces and your hand never accidentally gets wet... I even peeked into his cupboard to find out what kind he uses! Royale!! ...Soft like kittens...
I will never be able to go back to thin-ply toilet paper, even if it usually is recycled (or whatever they do to it), and I will curse public bathroom toilet paper for as long as I live. Thank you Joe, for opening my eyes to the awesomeness of pricey toilet paper. It is totally worth the money!
4 comments:
Bahahahahaaa!!!!
I agree with you completely!
Haha. My mom once shelled out for the really good 3ply stuff because it was on sale. My brother still claims it's like wiping your butt with a t-shirt.
Siobhan, no one has ever appreciated the quality of my toilet paper before (at least no one ever made a public declaration about it). Knowing I made a difference in your life is rewarding!
You can be glad!!! we only have the 3 layer and more stuff. you can look forward what experience can get your bum here. :)
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